Jokes

Sign on a railway station at Patna : Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
 

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
 

# Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
 

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : we need your heads to run our business.
 

# A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they
never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such
as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between "them and god."

- Indian Armed Forces